Smile 'cause it's worth it! :) My name is Lauren and I am totally in love with anything, Disney, theatre, Broadway, New York, hunger games, Harry potter, and any thing that can make you laugh!!!
worst physical pains
stepping on a lego
stubbing your toe
touching a curling iron
getting shampoo in your eyes
spilling lemon juice on a paper cut
getting stabbed 47 times
burning your tongue
sitting on a hairbrush
getting bit by an ant
one of these is not like the rest
I’ve never been bitten by an ant? Ants bite?
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
Reblog if you’ve been called any BY YOUR PARENTS or any other close relation
The top three.
all of them
all by my brother, 5 by my dad.
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home